Having perused well the chronicle of the week, the Vigilant Patriot views with alarm:

A shoe, a dressing gown, a milk-bottle. (P. 21.)

A smoking water cooler. (P. 22.)

Two female humans in a Bengal den. (P. 24.)

Pulpit prizefights, aisle footraces. (P. 40.)

A standard portrait of a standard nude. (P. 32.)

A casual epigram, a few kissed babies. (P. 11.)

"Undesirable Buchmanism." (P. 28.)

A Princeton Jew, a Spanish bullfighter. (P. 48.)

People who ran around to the end of the line to get represented. (P. 17.)

Grandfather Dempsey's right fist. (P. 32.)

"Judith." (P. 20.)