Monday, Jan. 28, 1929
Bitten Squaw
In Sisseton, S. Dak., one Amos White, a Sioux Indian, bit off the end of his squaw's nose to make her less attractive to other Indians. She will probably have re-covered when he returns to her, after the two years and eight months which he must spend in the penitentiary.
Envelope
In Manhattan, last week, four robbers walked into a Park Avenue jewelry shop in broad daylight, bound, gagged the shopkeeper, stole $200,000 worth of gems, walked out. None but the jeweler noticed a soiled white envelope lying in an open drawer. In the envelope was a diamond worth $500,000.
Serial
In Pittsburgh, in the Allegheny County Jail, one Paul Jawarski, condemned to die, read a serial story. The next and last installment was scheduled to appear after his execution. At his request an advance copy of the installment was sent to him by the publishers. Jawarski finished the story before his execution, said "It's the end for me, too."
Policeman
Big John Belskey, Chicago policeman, weighs 17 stone;* handy with his fists, he is North Side (Chicago) champion of police boxers. Anna Belskey, his wife, weighs less than seven stone. In Cook County last week Policeman-Pugilist Belskey sued his wife for divorce, charging cruelty. Particulars: she is alleged to have struck his face, taken his pistol, sat upon his person, bade him leave her house. Flush
In San Francisco, Mrs. William Schaumberg, her husband and five friends sat down to play poker. "Oh, I can't play this game," said Mrs. William Schaumberg, "I don't know how."
"I will show you," said William Schaum-berg, as he dealt the cards.
The highest hand in poker is a royal straight flush, a sequence in the same suit from the ten to the ace. What was the chagrin of William Schaumberg when his wife revealed a royal straight flush in diamonds on the first hand!
What was his chagrin when, half an hour later, she revealed that another royal straight flush in diamonds had been dealt to her!
Another 15 minutes and Mrs. Schaumberg asked for one card in the "draw." When, having done so, she revealed another royal straight flush, in clubs, William Schaumberg's chagrin was great. He fainted.
*A stone is approximately 14 pounds.