What Ever Happened To the Andrews Sisters?

ROCK 'NT ROLL

Nowadays, the proliferating rock 'n' roll groups sing and look so much alike that only their oddball names give them any distinction.

There are the Beagles and the Roaches, the Dirty Shames and the Cryan Shames. There are the Gurus, the Druids, the Rockin' Vicars, the Swinging Saints and the Godz. And dig the Grateful Dead, the Undertakers, the Guillo-teens and the Morbids. Or Oedipus and the Mothers, Sigmund and the Freudian Slips, and Cleopatra and the Seizures. How about the Virginia Woolves? There are also the Napoleonic Wars, Rasputin and the Chains, the Driving Stupid, Big Brother and the Holding Company, and Dow Jones and the Industrials.

Among the latest quartets are the Four-Fifths, one-fourth of which is Alfred Gwynne Vanderbilt Jr., and the What Four, which includes, for kicks, Mrs. Huntington Hartford, wife of the A. & P. fellow. That takes care of everything but the kitch--no, it doesn't. Sure enough, a new quintet just arrived: the Kitchen Cinq.

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