The Dial M for Monotony Medal

By PAUL GRAY/

JESSICA HAHN

The secretary whose sex tales about Jim Bakker led to the collapse of a televangelical empire is offering rehashed reminiscences by phone. For $2- plus, one can dial 1-900-230-5050 to hear her say such things as "I did not seduce Jim Bakker; I was seduced."

With reporting by DAVID ELLIS