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Q: Will the Congressional Budget Office adopt "dynamic scoring"?

A: Definitely, within 90 days

Q: Will Congress put an end to unfunded federal mandates?

A: Partially

Q: Who will sit next to Hillary Clinton at the State of the Union address?

A: Jimmy Carter

Q: Will Michael Huffington concede the California senatorial election?

A: Yes, by February